Sunday, September 6, 2009

World record

Israel, a country the size of New Jersey can only claim to the following achievements:
• Israel was established upon the ruins of another nation that it destroyed; Palestine
• Israel hold the world record in the number of towns & villages it ethnically cleansed...500+
• Israel holds the world record in the number of refugees it deported...4 million +
• Israel holds the world record in the number of homes it demolished...60 thousand +
• Israel is the country with the highest record of UN condemnation...500+ times
• Israel is the country with the highest number of protective US Security council vetoes...100+ times
• Israel has killed more innocent civilians per capita than any other country...50 thousand+
• Israel has imprisoned more civilians per capita than any other country...250 thousand+
• Israel has rendered more innocent civilians handicapped per capita than any other country...50 thousand+
• Israel has injured more innocent civilians per capita than any other country...200 thousand+
• Israel has only two countries to defend its policies in the United Nations. These countries are America & Micronesia. The population for Micronesia as of June 2008 is only 108000
• Israel is the only country on Earth that denies the right of return of refugees
• Israel is the only country on Earth that still occupies a whole other country & parts of two other countries
• Israel is the only country on Earth that publicly, steals the water of its neighbours
• Israel is the only country on Earth that has legalized home demolishing as a method of collective punishment
• Israel is the only country on Earth that uproots trees as a method of collective punishment
• Israel is the only country on Earth that deliberately targets civilian infrastructure and justifies it
• Israel is the only country on Earth that legalized assassination
• Israel stands unique in using human shields in military operations
• Amongst all countries, Israel is the only one that has legalized torture
• Israel is the only country on Earth that builds illegal settlements in occupied lands
• Israel is the only country on Earth that publicly jails activists without trial
• According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Israel has created the highest number of checkpoints
• According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Israel holds the world record in the number of curfew its installed on the Palestinians
• Israel is the only country on Earth whose checkpoints deny women access to hospitals, they give birth alone and babies usually die
• Israel is exceptional in being the only country on Earth whose checkpoints denies patients access to hospitals, and they end up dying
• Israel is the only country on Earth whose checkpoints are where wedding parades come to an end
• Israel is the only country on Earth who checkpoints school children, denies them access to school, and puts an end to their classes
• Israel is one of two countries that, against International Law, use cluster bombs and depleted uranium bombs. America is the other...what a surprise huh?
• Israel holds the world record in the number of soldiers refusing to serve in the army
• Israel despite being a rich country, receives the highest financial aid, more than the sum aid to all sub-Saharan Africa!
• Israel claims its enemies want to wipe it off the map, but it has indeed wiped a whole country called Palestine off the map!
• Israel is the county that has introduced nuclear weapons into the Middle East. But the only country in the Middle East that refuses to sign the nuclear non-proliferation treaty
• After East Germany, Israel is the only country that is building a segregation wall
• Second to South Africa, Israel is the only country to establish an apartheid regime
• Israeli engineers developed the worlds’ first iron gates on roads
• Israeli engineers developed the worlds’ first cities turned into jails with gates and opening hours
• Israeli engineers developed the worlds’ first apartheid walls
• Israeli engineers developed the worlds’ first electrified segregation fences
• Israeli engineers developed the worlds’ first ‘eyes specific’ rubber bullets
• Israeli engineers developed the worlds’ first abortion efficient, infant killing tear gas
• Israeli engineers developed the worlds’ first humiliation guaranteed human cages
• Israel is the only country on Earth that has a political party that publicly advocates ethnic cleansing of native citizens (Palestinians)
• Israel is the only country on Earth that still has racist laws that discriminate against native citizens (Palestinians)
• Israel is the only country on Earth known to have a memorial dedicated to a terrorist where his followers gather and dance
• Israel is the only country on Earth that imprisons kids for political reasons
• Israel is the only country on Earth where you get a one month community service for intentionally, smashing the head of a child! How much more proof do people need to see that Israel is a terrorist nation?????!!!!!!!!!!
• Israel is the only country on Earth that does not hold its soldiers accountable for shooting peace activists in cold blood
• No other country on Earth has towns and cities allocated exclusively for one ethnic group
• The only country on Earth, where people live in homes stolen from living refugees is, Israel
• The only place on Earth where people cultivate fields stolen from living refugees is, Israel
• Israel has the highest number of towns built upon ethnically cleansed villages, whose former residents are living refugees
• Israel ranks amongst the top countries in lack of security

52 comments:

  1. There are other places with living refugees.  Not that I'm defending Israel, of course.  How about the former Yugoslavia?  Ethiopia?

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  2. Of course Molly. For me it's more about Israel life time "achievements" than about the validity of each record...

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  3. Many of these are true. But some are false. The false ones should be removed because it diminishes attention to the true ones.

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  4. I think quite a few of the only place on earth claims would not stand scrutiny. Just one example:

    The only place on Earth where people cultivate fields stolen from living refugees is, Israel.
    Really? What about the Assyrians in Iraq? The Hindus and Christians in Pakistan and Bangladesh whose lands have been stolen? I am sure there are more examples.

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  5. • Israel holds the world record in the number of refugees it deported...4 million +

    ?????

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  6. <div class="headline">
    <h1>IRAN'S DEATH ROW CHILDREN</h1>
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    <h2>A Vancouver woman's journey to become the public face, defender and advocate for juvenile offenders facing execution in Iran, the country of her birth</h2>



    http://www.canada.com/topics/news/world/story.html?id=e14334d8-dd76-41ab-a3a8-0c6314acacb8&tr=y&auid=4181254

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  7. <span>IRAN'S DEATH ROW CHILDREN
    A Vancouver woman's journey to become the public face, defender and advocate for juvenile offenders facing execution in Iran, the country of her birth
     
    http://www.canada.com/topics/news/world/story.html?id=e14334d8-dd76-41ab-a3a8-0c6314acacb8&tr=y&auid=4181254</span>

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  8. What other country has all of these points embodied all at once in its practices?

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  9. <span>What other country has all of these points embodied all at once in its practices? The answer is Israel,  there is no one with an overall record like this,  that is the point.
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  10. I know you'd find quite a few that can be disputed but as v said, it's the overall record that counts...Of course 4 million number Palestinians were not deported but how many were born in tents and refugee slumps?
    BTW, I didn't not write this and me myself can find that many points can't stand rigorous scrutiny but then again that was really not the point...Achievement is more an accurate word than record.....

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  11. <span>I know you'd find quite a few that can be disputed but as v said, it's the overall record that counts...Of course 4 million Palestinians were not deported but how many were born in tents and refugee slumps as a conquence to the deportation of the original refugees? Aren't the children born in exile refugees still?
    BTW, I didn't not write this and I can find that many points which can't stand rigorous scrutiny in terms of being "records" but then again that wasn't really  the point...Replace "record"with "achievement and the point is made..
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  12. <span><span>I know you'd find quite a few that can be disputed but as v said, it's the overall record that counts...Of course 4 million Palestinians were not deported but how many were born in tents and refugee slumps as a conquence of the deportation of the original refugees? Aren't the children born in exile refugees still? 
    BTW, I did not write this and I can find  many statements which can't stand rigorous scrutiny in terms of being "records" but then again that wasn't really  the argument...Replace "record" with "achievement" and the point is made..
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  13. Yes TGIA,  and look at how young Israel is,  if it accomplishes this much mayhem in such a short period,  what will happen if it is allowed to continue in this fashion?

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  14. TGIA, reviewing this, most of the claims are false. Many other countries do most of the things that this claims "only Israel does."

    This type of stuff shouldn't be written. If you aren't accurate you harm the Palestinian cause.

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  15. What about the Neanderthals? Eurasia was theirs alone for 200000 years. Then the newcomers arrived.

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  16. Yes of course, tgia.  Many of these statements cant stand high scrutiny as you admit.  Many can be disputed, as you further allow.  But that is not "the point", is it? 

    The point is, as always, to villify and demonize Israel as much as possible - regardless of the truth of the matter. Its not important to be accurate as long as Israel looks bad, is it?  

    The strategy calls for levelling as many accusations as possible against Israel, the more outlandish the better (organ harvesting, baby killing, etc).  The hope being that some will stick and "turn" people to your cause.  Its really kind of a sick game.   

    The goal is to erode public support of Israel in the US. By destroying the basic human-ness of Israel, the hope is that the US will ultimately deliver a south africa-like solution for the palestinians. 

    The problem is, Americans see Palestinians and their supporters as the ultimate "shrews" of the world -- incessant bellyachng and harping about others as the cause of ALL their problems.  I can tell you that such claims fall mostly on deaf ears in the US. We are tired of it.  We dont believe 95% of it. Some of it we see as necessary for Israel's defense. And some we recognize as vestiges of any long running conflict.  Its not as if Palestinians havent engaged in their own abhorrent and criminal behavior. 

    The US and Israel are friends, and that will remain so. The Palestinian view of Israel as the ultimate bad guy is well known.  We "get it".  Yet its also why we ignore or dismiss claims by Palestinian supporters of "Israeli evil".  The tune never changes, there is never any let up or perhaps even the slightest admonition that responsibility lies anywhere else than Israel.  Same song, over and over again.  Learn a new tune, maybe you will reach some new ears.  

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  17. <span>"By destroying the basic human-ness of Israel,"</span>

    I think the word you are looking for is "humanity"...but I'm hardly surprised you are unfamiliar with that particular word.

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  18. Yet another stining rebuke from Joe.  I am crushed....LOL

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  19. The problem with lists like this is that people usually ending up discussing the list rather than the issue it wants to raise. Arcane discussions arise like whether the Watusi used Hotentots as human shields in some civil war. When you start every sentence saying "the only nation", you are bound to be wrong somewhere....but, by the way, if other countries do engage in some of these practices, it does not let Israel off the hook.

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  20. stinging rebuke? Nah, I'm only having a little fun at your expense. You aren't really worth rebuking.

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  21. Yet more rebukes - or I guess not?  Im so confused...

    Keep it up little Joey.  I am busy "wrassling" with my sexual orientation, thanks to your "insights"!

    God, what a pedantic bore you are.  You and Marcacutu should hang out. LOL

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  22. I just saw this item:

    http://cbs3.com/topstories/terrorists.carter.blain.2.1168123.html

    There was a plot to assinate Jimmy Carter by some group in Palestine, and this paragraph was interesting:

    Mahmoud Taleb, a former commander of Hamas's armed wing, tells the Jerusalem Post that the former president and the current Mideast envoy was foiled by Hamas.

    Juxtapose this with Israel's announcement about settlement expansion, and we get an idea of who is more responsible.

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  23. Israel is bad enough with having to exaggerate.  Exaggeration doesn't do Palestinians any favors.  Only hurts one's credibility.  

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  24. The point may have been made but the point has no validity if it is based on questionable information.
    The reality is enough. There is no need to embellish it.
    There has been too many cases of Palestinians and their supporters doing this sort of thing. The term Pallywood did not come into being simply because of Israel propaganda. There are so many cases of attempts to embellish. The dead bodies caught on film falling out of stretchers and jumping back onto them is a classic. This list is now another.

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  25. Are  you dismissing with a joke the theft of land belonging to people other than Palestinians?  

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  26. At one time Hindus were nearly 30% of the population of Bangladesh, They are now closer to 9%. This has happened in our time, not prehistoric times! In the same time span the Palestinian population has increased not decreased.

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  27. <span>The point may have been made but the point has no validity if it is based on questionable information. 
    The reality is enough. There is no need to embellish it. 
    There have been too many cases of Palestinians and their supporters doing this sort of thing. The term Pallywood did not come into being simply because of Israel propaganda. There are so many cases of attempts to embellish. The dead bodies caught on film falling out of stretchers and jumping back onto them is a classic. This list is now another.</span>

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  28. I for one, welcome the opportunity to chart Israel's inverse exceptionalism. A few minor corrections to the current list could make it bulletproof. So far vza has removed two points. So the #$%& what. Here are two new points to replace them.

    *Israel is the only country in the world that insists on defining citizenship independently of geography

    *Israel is the only country in the world that refuses to define its borders 

    Game on!

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  29. fleming's posts are getting increasingly hysterical.  what gives?  (why are As'ad's goofy phrases so catchy?)

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  30. yasmin:

    You should know by this time, fleming does not post opinions, he posts symptoms of his mental disorder.

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  31. true, but there's a hint of desperation as of late.

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  32. You must mean hysterically funny, Yasmin.  Yes, I know, I cant help it, its my natural good sense of humor.  Thanks for appreciating it. It especially stands out here among so many humor-less.  (or did I mean humornity, Joe-Joe?)

    Aw geez Joe, always with the mental health "analysees".  Are you like a wanna-be psychologist?  Is Freud your hero?  Do you fancy yourself an on-line Dr. Spock and Oprah, all wrapped into a single whiny package?  LOL

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  33. No, I just know a wounded soul when I encounter one.

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  34. Gosh Joe, do I owe you anything for this deep insight into my many neurosess?  I mean, usually this kind of thing requires lots of couch sitting, pouring out of the soul and of course, many many checks.  But you, with your "insightful insights" into my true sexual yearnings and other "hidden" issues, do it all for nothing.  You are a great humanitarian Joe, indeed. LOL

    The only wound, Joe, is the one you have in your life because people find you so boring to be around.  Go psycho-analyze one of your 12 cats. HAHAHHA

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  35. Yeah fleming, you are as normal and well adjusted as any other guy...who has spent countless hours provoking people on an academic and political forum in order to get abused and insulted.

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  36. Boohoohoo Joey.  Im soooo distraught......  :)

    Tell me, what other great wisdom have you garnered from our little on-line exchanges? Do I hate my father too much, or love my mother too much?  Do I have self-loathing, or am I excessively narcisstic?  Do I eat to live, or live to eat?  Am I manic depressive, or do I suffer from an OCD?  Do I perhaps suffer from PSD? Or am I just "really fucked up"???? My stomach is all knots awating your response!!! 

    And do tell us Joey what other incredible mental health diagnosees you have made over this amazing thing called the internet? 

    Just think, you could change the whole concept of psyco-analysis!  Never even meet the patient, just do it via chat rooms and blogs! No need to go to school for a degree, just watch a lot of Oprah (or Dr Phil?). Imagine the healthcare savings - your man Obama could even invoke your approach as a new way for bringing down healthcare costs.  Joe, you have saved us all, man, you have saved us all.  You are my new hero!!!

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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  37. What I say has nothing to do with Freud or Oprah. It's just simple logic, if someone has spent a good part of his spare time over the last few years logging onto a blog where he is always being called an asshole, he must enjoy being called an asshole, or believe he deserves being called an asshole.

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  38. Cant argue with that "logic" Joey....LOL

    Or maybe its that Im called an "asshole" so rarely in the real world that I need to come here in order to balance that out?

    Or perhaps its that Id rather argue with nitwits and nutbags than get warm fuzzies going to sites where I agree with everything.

    Or, perhaps I dont care, in the least, what names my 'online persona' is called.  Because its just so incredibly unimportant to "who I am".
      
    Not a good try Joey. Not even close.  Frankly, rather pathetic.  Your poor people skills are showing again....!

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  39. <span> most of the claims are false. Many other countries do most of the things that this claims "only Israel does." </span>
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    You always make false claims so why should I believe this one..BTW, which are false..

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  40. <span><span>most of the claims are false. Many other countries do most of the things that this claims "only Israel does." </span> 
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    You always make false claims so why should I believe nything you say...
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  41. Asshole
    There are merely TWO points that can be disputed but you dismiss the whole thing.. This is the difference between someone who's genuinely interested in what's true and what's not and a dishonest son of a bitch like yourself.
    I decided to call you names when I realised you're not a genuine contradictor, you're just here to annoy..Bugger off now...

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  42. <span>Asshole 
    There are merely TWO points that can be disputed but you dismiss the whole thing.. This is the difference between someone who's genuinely interested in what's true and what's not and a dishonest son of a bitch like yourself. 
    I decided to call you names when I realised you're not a genuine contradictor, you're just here to annoy..Now bugger off ...</span>

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  43. fleming
    Not that I just want to insult you which I usually do because I gave up on the idea of having a genuine, honest contradictor but it really downed on me a while ago that you're just one SICK puppy...It's flagrant to any one who can read..

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  44. Here is flemings idea of an argument,  it has not changed since the original Angry Arab site -

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teMlv3ripSM

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  45. The convoluted explanations people come up with when they can't stand to face the truth about themselves.

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  46. to be expected from filth called jews

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  47. What the hell??!!

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  48. That was the rare, elusive,  pop-up antisemite TGIA...lol 

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  49. The ip is in Israel..I do not exclude the possibility of a fake like we used to have in the past, in order to point towards the Palestinians and say, hey! They're anti-Semites...I caught yishai Kohen once on the Angry Arab, pretending to be an Arab..A while ago I saw comments on Haaretz signed Asad the Angry Arab..As'ad mentioned the imposter in one of his posts. I myself wrote a comment on Haaretz to tell them about the impersonator but my comment wasn't approved.

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  50. Yes of course, tgia.  Many of these statements cant stand high scrutiny as you admit.
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    IT IS NOT WHAT I SAID ..you fascist lup of fecal matter!! What I said is this:
    <span><span> "I can find  many statements which can't stand rigorous scrutiny in terms of being "records"...Being RECORDS, you piece of shit!!! Another example of how you twist and manipulate...TFOUHHH!!
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  51. <span>Yes of course, tgia.  Many of these statements cant stand high scrutiny as you admit. 
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    IT IS NOT WHAT I SAID ..Here I catch you lying and twisting you fascist lump of fecal matter!! What I said is this: 
    <span><span> "I can find  many statements which can't stand rigorous scrutiny in terms of being "records"...IN TERMS OF BEING RECORDS, you piece of shit!!! TFFOUH!
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  52. What a pathetic, despicable creature! Reduced to misquoting in order to win an argument!! Caught in "flagrant delit". TFOUHHH!

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