Thursday, February 28, 2013

Benedict still saying good-bye

In a round-up of today’s news, the pope is still saying good-bye, making it the longest farewell in human history. Word is they caught him trying to make off with some of the Vatican silverware. We’ll miss him as much as we miss Nicholas Psychozy. This is a photo of the papal conclave proving that the Vatican does not discriminate on the basis of age. Gender yes, but not age.

Buckingham Palace sent HHHHairy on a charity tour to Lesotho to rehabilitate his reputation as a playboy. To avoid in flagrante delicto, Lesotho officials closed down the strip joints, had him on a curfew, & deported him as soon as the press got pictures.

Police are excavating a driveway in Roseville, Michigan looking for the bones of Jimmy Hoffa without offering an explanation for why in the hell they’re still looking since everyone who cares is long since dead.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is dating again proving that money can buy you love. And lastly, Joe Francis, the guy who owns “Girls Gone Wild” has gone bankrupt due to litigation. Joe probably ought to talk to HHHHairy.

(Photo by ANSA/Zuma Press/MCT)

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