Behold the glory of the British throne!

By Betty Windsor’s own admission in her “anus horribilis” speech, behold the inspiration for the British throne! Through her regrettable confession we now gain insight into all that is banal, repugnant, reactionary in feudalism. He’s not like those glorified feudals you meet in Shakespeare but very much akin to what you find in Bram Stoker or Tales from the Crypt. He’s running on batteries now since decades of hand waving have taken a toll on him. If you take a survey of these guys around the world--from Phil to the kings of Thailand, Saudi Arabia & elsewhere, you will see they all look like death warmed over. Generations of indolence & idiocy do that.