Monday, May 11, 2009

Quality of Israeli sperm down 40% in past decade

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14 comments:

  1. vMay 11, 2009 at 7:50 AM

    that's from jerking off too much :)

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  2. mollyMay 11, 2009 at 10:07 AM

    I was hoping Saif would have something funny to say.   :)

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  3. vMay 11, 2009 at 10:39 AM

    Well, think about most of the "ladies" they are faced with :)

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  4. vMay 11, 2009 at 12:39 PM

    The real question is, why was this not the problem in Kahein's case? :)

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  5. GuestMay 11, 2009 at 1:36 PM

    He was produced in a faulty test tube as part of a failed Zionist germ warfare program.

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  6. ShmedleyMay 11, 2009 at 2:43 PM

    It tastes like chicken >:o

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  7. mollyMay 11, 2009 at 5:15 PM

    There was a great name on the Angry Arab's...Three dancing Shlomos.

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  8. VAAMay 11, 2009 at 5:59 PM

    Excuse my dictionary 
    What is Shlomos ? (No entry found in my dictionary)

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  9. AnonymousMay 11, 2009 at 6:07 PM

    The one used to give birth to kahein must have been down 90%!

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  10. thankgodimatheistMay 11, 2009 at 6:17 PM

    Shlomo is simply a Jewish name. They guy who used to go by the 'three dancing shlomos' nic was referring to the 3 Israelis filmed dancing during 9/11 in NYC.

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  11. vMay 11, 2009 at 8:16 PM

    Uncle Shlomo was taking
    the train from Minsk to Pinsk, sitting in a compartment by himself, when a strapping Russian lad burst in and sat on the bench opposite him. As Shlomo read the newspaper, the obviously illiterate goy said, "Why are you Jews so smart?"

    Uncle Shlomo replied "Because we eat the heads of herring."

    "Where can I get one?" asked the goy.

    "I happen to have one right here I'll sell you for 50 kopecks."

    The goy handed over the 50 kopeks and ate the fish head.

    At the next stop the goy burst out of the compartment and returned about 5 minutes later carrying a small sack.

    "You sold me that fish head for 50 kopecks," explained the goy, "and I just bought five of them for 10 kopecks. How do you explain that?"

    "See? You're getting smarter already," said Uncle Shlomo.
     
    hehe

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  12. vMay 11, 2009 at 8:22 PM

    <span style="">Shlomo and Yetta were getting ready to go out to dinner.</span>
    <span style="">Yetta comes out of the bedroom and says to Shlomo, “Darling, do you want me to wear this Chanel suit or shall I put on the Gucci outfit?”</span>
    <span style="">“What do I care?” Shlomo replies.</span>
    <span style="">Yetta then asks, “Darling, shall I wear my Rolex or my Cartier watch?”</span>
    <span style="">“Who gives a damn?” says Shlomo.</span>
    <span style="">Yetta then says to Shlomo “Darling, shall I wear my 5 carat pear or my 6 carat round diamond?”</span>
    <span style="">To which Shlomo responds “Hey, if you don’t get your act together, and soon, we are going to miss the Early Bird Special!”</span>
     
    hehehe

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  13. mollyMay 12, 2009 at 4:51 AM

    Thanks for the laughs, V.  

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  14. GuestMay 12, 2009 at 6:32 PM

    i've got something funny to say. too bad molly was not screwed by one of them.

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