Keep waving, Betty!

Aint she adorable!? And she exudes such supreme feudal confidence surrounded by the four groveling toadies, smarmy Davy Cameron, Johnny Major-screw-up, oh so Tony Blair, & Gordy Brown-nose, at another of those nauseating Diamond Jubilee events. Did you think all that crap was over with the flotilla up the Thames? Betty was just getting started. The only time she’s taken out from the festivities was to bet on the horses at the Epsom Derby. Otherwise, our girl is out there waving, which is the only thing she knows how to do. Many have wondered why she doesn’t retire since she’s 86 years-old. And be locked alone in the castle with Phil!? Or leave the kingdom in the hands of Chucky & these four stooges!? Keep waving, Betty!  (Photo by Stefan Rousseau/Reuters)