Things haven’t been the same since Psychozy, the Pepe Le Pew of French politics, got bounced from office last year. But thanks to his corruption & penchant for theft, he’s back in the news again. Last October, an anti-corruption group filed a complaint for alleged misuse of public funds. Alleged, my ass! They estimate he used €9.4 million for private opinion polls on issues like his relationship with Carla Bruni & how people viewed Dominique Strauss-Kahn, his political opponent (although they’re peas in a pod).
This week our man is being investigated for weaseling campaign donations out of a 90-year-old woman with dementia. In all fairness, he might not have recognized her condition since that would be his voter base. She was as coherent as the rest of his supporters.
Francois Hollande has been taking up the breach in Psychozy’s absence by making himself quite despicable to French voters. This has given Psychozy hopes for a political comeback though it now appears he’ll be campaigning from a penitentiary.
By the way, that's Psychozy on the right.
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