"According to KABOBfest Middle East Correspondent Chaim Sugarman, hundreds of thousands of Palestinian Christians were unable to celebrate Easter today when Jesus of Nazareth was unexpectedly detained and harassed at an Israeli checkpoint for not being able to provide proper evidence of his Jewish ancestry. Speaking on behalf of the 666th Infantry of the Israeli Defense Forces, Officer Yehoshua Ethelbert commented, “I don’t give a flying matzah ball if he is the Son of God, he ain’t resurrectin’ without no travel permit!”
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