Monday, August 19, 2013

Front page news in US: Willy changes kid's diaper

Please tell me the US is the only country on Earth where Willy changing his kid’s diaper is newsworthy, including a one-hour TV special. Willy said he was so traumatized by changing the kid’s diaper he couldn’t concentrate at a recent polo match. Horse manure is one thing; baby poop is for nannies to handle.

But are we really being asked to believe that a guy who has valets brush his teeth & wipe his ass actually changed the diaper on his own kid? Call us credulous but we aint stupid.

For some reason, the kid reminded Willy of wildlife in Africa--elephants & rhinos specifically. Something tells me this kid has a bumpy road ahead--unless the nannies rescue him pronto.

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