Betty Windsor's buffet

Check our Betty Windsor’s opulent all-you-can-eat buffet at the state banquet (that means paid for by taxpayers) to fete the feudal ruler of Kuwait! If you notice, the table decorations make it impossible to talk to your dinner companions. Which is just as well because, between you & me, people who do nothing & know nothing about anything except betting on the horses & lead shameful private lives probably make less entertaining conversation than those sorry-assed women on “The View.” (Photo by Getty Images)