Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Don't be alarmed!

Don't be alarmed at this photo just received from a friend. Betty doesn't know how to handle a tooth brush, let alone an assault weapon; she has specially chosen footladies for brushing duty--women who've had rabies shots since Betty kisses Phil the Troll, her "anus horribilis." So there's no way in hell our girl can handle an assault weapon. Buckingham just posted this after announcing her £5 million raise, lest the plebeian masses start acting on their resentments.

1 comment:

  1. She doesn't drive either. Not much she does do apart from tell her ladies in waiting to tell her equerries to tell everyone else what to do.