Is that you, Bill?

We haven’t seen Bill Clinton out & about for awhile & now we know why: like all war criminals, he’s morphing into something unsightly & apparently at an accelerated pace. Although to be honest, we don’t know for sure which Clinton this is. Here he (or maybe she) is spotted furtively entering a McDonald’s for a double whopper, hoping Chelsea doesn’t see him go off his vegan diet. It’s that ugly snout that gives him away.